Hollyisms

10/25/09
“can u pick up your socks?
“i didn’t hear a please.”
you’re right holly. will you PLEASE pick up your socks?”

“how is she going to save the human world without her mother?”

“boys are different b/c they dont’ pee on regular potties……..it’s like little cups.”

4/25/09
(AS h. climbs all over me)
“h, what do you think i am–a jungle gym?”
“no. an UNCLE jim.”

(drawing a person)
“mom, everybody gots a circle head.”

(about jack)
“this kid is BELIEVABLE”)

4/10/09
“mom, can i have that muffin or does it have milk in it?”
“it has milk in it.”
“why? because God made it that way?”

“H, did you poop your pants?”
“No, mom, did you?”